How do I open a portal and physically go to another dimension?

Question by Josh R: How do I open a portal and physically go to another dimension?
It probably sounds completly crazy but I absolutly need to go to another dimension or world if you will. If anyone at all has a way please tell me. I’ve tried almost every thing, Tarrot cards, wiccan please someone point me in the right direction and give me step by step instruction. Please no stupid posts.

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Answer by Stranger
Duh, Just get into that same hot tub from the “Hot tub machine movie” and zapp you’ll be half way across the universe before you know it.

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12 Responses to How do I open a portal and physically go to another dimension?

  1. David October 25, 2013 at 3:55 pm #

    Mushrooms. Lots of them. I heard Mario and Luigi know where to find them but i’m not sure if those are the right kind. God Speed.

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  2. Ripcode October 25, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    in the book ‘the lost symbol’ it says of a buried portal. you should start there. im serious.

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  3. Max Tyler October 25, 2013 at 4:31 pm #

    You could try going through a Black Hole or a Worm Hole in Outer Space. However, nobody truly knows as of yet how to do something so powerful as that. For now, that is the stuff of fiction and fantasy. Perhaps you have been reading too many novels!

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  4. Kirkuk October 25, 2013 at 4:45 pm #

    buy a pair of big girl knickers and place upon head then play the Osmonds track’ Crazy Horses’ backwards – this works but to return from the other dimension – you have to repeat 3 times this exactly – Jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam,good luck on your trip….

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  5. Unexplained October 25, 2013 at 5:18 pm #

    Travelling to another dimension is beond our technology understanding points. I think it is highly possible that this has happened to people, probably by accident, but i dont think they have found a way back or maybe if they have they may feel its best not to go public about it. However everything in our dimension will vibrate differently to other dimensions so for us to pass through some sort of portal it would have to change our vibrational patterns.

    Tarrot cards and wicca will not get you to another dimension. Wicca connects with nature and what you are wanting to do is outside the laws of the earth plane nature. When we think of other dimensions we may think of them being billions of years away, but really, we could be in the same position as many other dimensional rounds. Ther could be a war going on around you when you are sitting on your computer but because we vibrate differently we cannot see or hear anything from that round.

    The bermuda triangle is a so called hot spot for some sort of portal to another round. Where does it take us? No one knows that hasn’t gone through it but it could be anything from a planet with nothing but open seas to a planet with endless possibilities.

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  6. DALTON October 25, 2013 at 5:31 pm #

    Use lots and lots of mind boggling Enchanting Drugs.

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  7. Susan October 25, 2013 at 5:41 pm #

    Going to another dimension would be a very, very bad idea. The most probable thing which would happen is that, if you do get to another dimension, you’ll just end up floating around in the vacuum of space, and you’ll swell up rather interestingly, until you die about fifteen seconds later. Even if you do happen to land directly on the surface of a planet, there’s no way to know that this dimension won’t be full of radiation which would vaporize you in an instant, or that the planet won’t be covered in corrosive gas. Maybe you’ll come out in the center of a star, or the center of a planet, or seven hundred feet above the surface of a planet.

    The chance of ending up in a dimension where you could survive is about a hillion jillion squillion to one. I’m not being stupid, I’m being practical.

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  8. Jeffrey October 25, 2013 at 6:21 pm #

    There’s no evidence there are other dimensions or worlds of that sort. You’re a 3-D creature, so you can’t just go into the 4th dimension or 5th dimension, even if they did exist.

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  9. Maria October 25, 2013 at 7:13 pm #

    Go to realm creation spell on spellsofmagic.com

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  10. rionix88 October 25, 2013 at 7:56 pm #

    yes you can.
    you need to bury yourself underground for at least 24 hours.
    you will go to the ‘next world’
    believe me many people have gone there

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  11. Deb October 25, 2013 at 8:39 pm #

    your physical self cannot go into another dimension. what you are looking for is astral travel or astral projection. and i heartily advise against this because you don’t know what you are doing. this can be accomplished by people who have studied and know how to protect themselves. this is nothing to play with. it can be used for spiritual advancement, however-like i said before. if you are really interested i advise alot of study first. also if you do not know what you are doing and manage to open a portal, there is no telling WHAT might come through it. then you may not know how to send it back.. it is not to be played with!!!!

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  12. Raider October 25, 2013 at 8:57 pm #

    NO this does not sound completely crazy, as I know multiple dimensions exist, like multiple futures do. In fact, at the link below are some photos into the past through one such portal but it was not stable to the point of allowing a human to pass through it. Man could only have but a glimpse into it. Thus far, I know of no way to pass from one dimension into another save one portal…we call it death.

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